Cakemandments

"'I have read and submitted myself to the cakemandents.' - A previous cult member."

The Cakemandments are the rules and traditions followed in The Bakery. They are currently posted by Squiggles and Rick.

Commandment Eleven: Thou shalt not be called Ene.
Scribes note: Ene is a heretic.

Commandment Twelve: Thou shall eat the cake to ensure that your event cannot eat it before you.
Scribes note: It's likely here that "event" is meant to be "enemy" but that it was lost in translation.

Commandment Seventeen: Cake based data must now be stored in units of Tablespoons denoted by TBSP. GigaTablespoons: GTBSP and whatnot, you get the idea.
== Commandment Eighteen: Today is declared International Cake day and so is every day henceforth. On this glorious day we praise cake and continue to eat it in batches of up to 50 MTBSP. Is eat more is to invite the wrath of cake, that is to say, more cake. ==