Chef Ork

Chef Ork is a lineage of "intelligent" fungus apes from the Warhammer 40,000 universe, and serves as a cross between a wrecking ball, mega blender, and magic baker. His favourite recipes involve the use of unconventional, often alive, ingredients, and is famed for inventing the Bakery's first official execution method for heretics.



SHADDUP YA WIKI-GIT!

I'Z CHEF ORK (THE FIFTH), AND I GREW FROM DA SPORES OF CHEF ORK (THE FOURTH), 'OO GREW FROM THA SPORES OF CHEF ORK (THE THIRD), 'OO GREW FROM CHEF ORK (THE SECOND), 'OO GREW FROM CHEF ORK (THE FIRST), 'OO CRASHED INTER DA BAKERY FROM SPACE. MY JOB IZ MAKIN COOKEIZ, FIXIN' BAKING GUBBINZ, AN KRUMPIN INVASIONS. IZ CAN BENCH-PRESS A 'OLE DELIVERY OF BAKIN' GOODZ.

DIS PAGE IS WUK IN PROGRIS.

SQUIG'N'ERETIK CAKE
INGREDIENTZ :


 * 1X ICIN SQUIG
 * 1X HERETIC (DICE'D, SAUTEE'D)
 * 1X CAKE MIX (ARX AN INTURN)
 * 1X JAM
 * 1X CAKE CREAM

MEFUD :


 * PREPAIR INGREDIENTZ
 * MIX 'EM (EXCEPT ICIN, JAM, AN' CREAM)
 * SEPARATE MIX INTER TOO OR MOAR BAKIN' TRAYS TER MAKE LAYERZ
 * INSERT TRAYS INTER PREHEATID UVEN
 * BAKE UNTIL PERFIC
 * SAMMICH LAYERS TUGEVVA, USIN JAM AN CREAM FER FILLIN'
 * PUT ICIN ALL OVA THE TOP AN SIDES

WURDZ ON PREPARIN THA HERETIK:

CAKE HERETIKZ ARE WILD CREECHAS, AN DEYZ SNEEKY AN HAVE DIRTY P-I-E KNOW-WOTZ. TRAPPIN A HERETIK TAKES CUNNIN' AND SWAG. SO YA GRAB FISTFULS OF BOF CUNNIN' *AND* SWAG, AN SMASH 'EM TUGEVVA TIL DEY MAKE POWDA. SPRED DA POWDA ON DA FLOOR AN WAIT FOR FEET-TRACCS AND P-I-E CRUMBS TER APPER.

FOLLOW DA TRACKZ AND CRUMBS UNTIL YOU FIND A HERETIK. TER TRAP DA HERETK, SIMPLY BRAKE BREAD WIF 'IM, BY CUTTIN IT IN HALF. TWO HALFS MAKE A WHOLE, SO STIKK THE HERETIC IN THE HOLE. 'EE IZ NOW TRAPPT. BRING THE HOLE OVA TO A WURKSTASHUN AND 'AVE SUM INTERNZ OR GROTZ HOLD THA HOLE. PUT FREE CHOMPIN' SQUIGS IN DA HOLE AND WAIT FER THEM TER CHOKE ON BONEZ. DA HERETIK IS NOW DICED AN BONELESS. 'EE KAN NOW BE SAUTEE'D.